A Man Cave is not a new idea. In fact, a Man Cave used to be a Man Cave. Literally a hole in a hillside. Unfortunately, these early Man Caves predate basements and garages and were also known as Women Caves, and Children Caves, They didn’t have much to work with.
Ogg: “Here. Let me help you with those nuts and berries.”
Naag: “Why are you being so helpful all of a sudden? What did you do?”
Ogg: “Nothing… Say, do you mind if I have a few of the guys over tomorrow?”
Naag: “What guys? That Neanderthal bunch you call friends?! Are you kidding?! Some of them still have tails! Not in my house!” (This is actually the first recorded use of the word house. When asked later, Naag said “I don’t know where it came from. But when he told me he wanted to invite that hairy bunch of idiots over, it just popped out… Have you seen Koob!? The man has a tail! And gills!”
Ogg: “It’s really not even a tail anymore. It’s just kind of a stump. He gets it from his father’s side… ”
Naag: “Not in my house!”
So Ogg and the boys had really no choice but to experiment with the first garage.
TO BE CONTINUED